do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
(via swordbendingboomerangs)
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
(via swordbendingboomerangs)
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via j0hnl0ck3d)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via swordbendingboomerangs)
Well, that’s ironic.
Irony Man
Irony Man
(via swordbendingboomerangs)
How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I want to go in here!
Challenge?
Definitely
(via swagflation)
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
AND YOU GET REALLY INTO IT AND START THINKING FOR A SECOND THAT YOU REALLY ARE DATING BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER AND YOU’RE LIKE “Oh yeah..”
AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT MORE SCENARIOS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE “WHY AREN’T WE DATING”
(via swagflation)
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(Source: greelin, via ejakeulati0n)
uoa:
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
(via timelordonbakerstreet)
Charlie Noonan was an amateur folklorist who travelled throughout the South and Southwestern United States during the early years of the 20th century, collecting tall tales and stories of the supernatural. According to his wife, Ellie, Charlie was told a story one day by an Oklahoma farmer about a strange woman who lived alone on an isolated property in the panhandle. The farmer claimed the woman was not a woman at all, but something else, something that hid its true nature beneath a headscarf and was never seen without a large dog by its side. Noonan was apparently intrigued enough to try searching for the woman during one of his research road trips. He was never seen again.
Ellie Noonan was later contacted by a Tulsa pawnbroker who remembered reading about her husband’s disappearance in the papers, after finding his name engraved on a camera sold to him by an itinerant. The pawnbroker returned the camera, and Mrs. Noonan had the film inside developed in the hopes of finding a clue as to his whereabouts. This was the only photo on the roll. Unfortunately, neither the location of the property, nor the name of the farmer who told him the story was recorded in Noonan’s notes.
(via swagflation)
ALL TIME LOW GIVEAWAY
6 shirts, 3 tanktops, 2 albumsall shirts are of relatively big size (some are small but run big)
- all time low rise and fall of my pants tour shirt (large)
- all time low unicorn poop shirt (medium)
- all time low “the city comes alive” shirt (medium)
- all time low hustler club shirt (medium)
- all time low don’t panic shirt (medium)
- all time low stupid & fearless baseball tee (medium)
- long live the reckless and the brave gk tanktop (small)
- all time low reckless and the brave tanktop (small)
- jagk shirt cut into a tanktop (small)
- don’t panic unopened
- so wrong it’s right (signed)
pretty simple rules
- likes and reblogs count (no contest blogs)
- MUST be following me http://jaseys.tumblr.com
- will ship internationally
- contest ends may 22nd (my birthday)
- good luck!!!
(via j0hnl0ck3d)
James Franco as James Dean (in the movie James Dean)
(Source: tbhsassy, via reallywhatisthepoint)
